Here's the story--I don't have a Halloween Costume (Everyone in America is like, "What? How could you? Don't you know there are five million parties tomorrow and Saturday?" Everyone in New Zealand is saying, "What are you dressing up for anyway?" Trust me. Halloween is a huge deal here [in Provo at least]. There are about 8 or so Halloween party invitations on my FB).
However, having no costume is not from lack of trying. I looked around a few stores and I just wasnt willing to spend $60 on something I'll wear twice. Really? What's it made of? Real monster skin or something? I know, I sound like Sensitive Sally or Peter Party Pooper--trust me, I'm not doing it intentionally. I guess I posted this to solicit ideas. So, if you've got any (or some other witty comment), feel free to post it. I'm going to bed to see if I get any inspiration that way...oh, keep in mind that I'm over two hundred lbs of Polynesian. Ha ha. That seriously limits choices.
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6 comments:
a mobster.... suit, hat, chain, all you need.
Dress up as a Latino person. Everyone in provo probably thinks that's what you are anyway (until they hear your amazing accent, of course).
Last year I dressed up as the scariest thing I could think of ... a BYU fan [no lie]. :) And I am curious why Peter gets all the slack ... Peter Priesthood and now this? Wow. ;) Heart you!
just be an efy counselor.
Go to DI. I didn't spend more than 5 dollars on my costume getting random things at Walmart last night.
Dress all in black and put numbers all over yourself. You can be someone you can count on. :) OR you could dress all in white and take black yarn and put it down your arms and legs and be a stick figure.
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